haaaaaaaaaaytham:

things to say during sex

  • on your left
  • HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
  • on va voir
  • im with you til the end of the line
  • hail hydra

(via livetoreadreadtolive)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via recoveryofabrokenteen)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via sswerveeee)

ballzdeep789:

If you tell me to hurry up in the shower I will hurry up your death

(via zachrene)